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I'm an extroverted flame dame with a shiny nice girl exterior. Commonly Refered to as the resident Attention Whore. My main goal in life is to become famous and I'd appreciate it if you'd watch me do me....

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Quantum Leap

It's about 2 am here and surprise surprise i can't sleep. I have to be up and outside at 8:20 to be at school at 9? That's not walkn ing distance. those byatches!#^%! SO Do you think i should buy the scooter from bitter cutie brandon or wait and find another deal. PS some of the crew said he dogged it out and it's been broken b4.. Summer is here and it will be hot.. so either i spend money on taxi or walk or get my own wheels somehow. I haven't happened upon a cell phone yet but S.P. #2 has one that he said he was gonna give me for free... along with a blanket, lighter, a korean phrase book, , a racket for qwaffle ball, and did i mention he took me out last night (6 hrs ago) for italian food at the onlt foriengner bar in Yeongju - and picked up the tab- some body's falling for Drea. Afterwards we went to the big HOMEPLUS store... It's got it all thamk gog! More shizzle than walmart for rizzle! I needed to buy bed sheets- the first problem is what size is my bed? no clue it's a korean bed unlike an sized USA bed i've EVA known- but still comfy. And #2 all the bed in a bag info is ..tada.. korean. . 3. Ugliest colors and patterns ever! 4. each piece sold separatelt pillow pillowcase fitted, coverf, blanket. in five freaking different colors. I ent off- Brandon said I show practicebeing humble and showing no aggression about anything. But Brandon this is not aggression this is pissivity! DAMN those weight resreictions- the trick is to leaqv from a big city and tip the porter so he doesn't let the baggage check weigh ur bags.

We continues our journey together in Homeplus by sampling oneof each of the 40,000 samples from the happy shiny smiing korean ladies that are servng them up. I got conned into alotts stuff becasue they learned they can simply place things in my buggy and say it's korean #1 quality. Proble, is everything is.

BACKTRACK- speaking of buggies the Koreans has a genuis idea!! it obtain a buggy you must placea 100 won coin in the handle and slide it in a special slot. Then your basket is released and you get you coin back when u BRING THEBASKET BACK AND LINK IT TO THE OTHER BASKETS. If walmart did this... i know alotta cart puchers that would be jobless. no muss no fuss.



BACKTRACK- last night we went past the red light district but much to my chargrin (uknow i love hoez) i missed it. If you expect pimps with hats w/feather, croc shoes and gold team`like i did- u were wrong. It the old grey hair Korean wonen in black of grey jackets lurking neat an alley who seem to catch everyone's eye as they walk by. It's almost a force of nature.. must look for hoesz. that ish is innate. Why do you only see the pimp and not the actual girls? Well i've heard no seen (by just wait) that the average yeongju prostitute is older and not so fire. soo that boys and girls is what happensto you if u aren't docile enough to make someone put aring on you finger before you are 30! Damn!

Back On Track: On the way home from the store it started to pour rain..Brandon and I walked leiurely thru puddles of nasty. Did i mention that korean stinks.. there are raw sewage holes inthe ground everywhere.. So much bacteria in the air no wonder you either get immuned or die. I made a mental note to use the staph fighting cream for my nostrils.might help me stay well. I'm not feeling sick anymore! YAY We reched home and went our separate ways. He to drink till he passes out (jack and coke) and i to cure the munchies, sleep , and cater to my beautiful blog.

By the way the unusually high aount of typos is do to the fact that the spell checker only check korean words.. so everything i write is spelled wrong to it. go figure..

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Already going on dates?

~ M A R I P O S A ~ said...

LOL.maybe he's just being friendly. Rumor is he's leaving b/c he got the boot and not of his own free will like he says. Still cute. But he leaves in a week and a half and hopefully u'll get his apartment which is right next door. Thsi also leaves a window for me have a korean make out buddy without anyone knowing my business!

Anonymous said...

This is not Courtney! This is Jess.

This Is The"C" said...

All in Korean huh? Hopefully I will get his apartment. You wait and get a fairly new bike. Who is SP#2?

~ M A R I P O S A ~ said...

clif is sp#1 and next door sour cutie brandon is sp #2

~ M A R I P O S A ~ said...

hmm how bout a name other than anonymous *click name/URL and put in like jessie or something clever? And If i'm going to win miss Korean Popularity. I gotta get in gear quick! Everyone else here brought their significant others to work with them.

Anonymous said...

sorry, I didn't have a degree to come along and work too. I am glad that you are having fun though. When can I get an address?

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