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I'm an extroverted flame dame with a shiny nice girl exterior. Commonly Refered to as the resident Attention Whore. My main goal in life is to become famous and I'd appreciate it if you'd watch me do me....

Sunday, June 15, 2008

I Don't Know What You Come To Do!- Lets' Have a HOUSEPARTY!

So I slept all day saturday because of all the noise last night. In the afternoon.. to lovely phillipina ladies from school surprised me at home! They helped me with my rice cooking skill washing clothes, vaccuming floor scrubing this... they have a standing invite to come over anytime!!!!! While visiting the also stopped to say hi to brandon teacher...and invited him to the store. On our ease on down the steps of the building the landlady caught up to all of us and demanded to know what the piss was going on last night with all the bumping. The ladies took over and explained that it wasn't me... it was HIM! I swear to Goshness that the land lady said it figures..he's crazy! And also that "he's leaving monday right?.. make sure he gives me my money!" Wow .. I have a new found respect for my landlady.. she is hot to death! In his defense Brandon came up with a lame and cryptic excuse for the 4 hours of noise... IT WAS A MONSTER.. Holy smokes.. what has Anreda teacher gotten herself into? This guy is starek raving mad. . to top it off while we were all together.. he keeps mumbling about` kilinmg people, can't trust the enemy, people go postal at work all the time, he also said to me (very coldly) if i hear anything about this at work on monday it's going to be bad- i'm taking some people out.

I don't know about you.. but at somepoint you've gotta drop the nice teacher act and get real. This MF was threatening me over some BS that he caused. I immediately started choosing a good strong korean brick to take to school with me Monday.. Come Hard Bytch. I Come Harder!!

LOL he disappered and we enjoyed dinner/lunch. A big groupof Waygooks strolled by and invited me to a bon fire... then house party.. then club yeongJu.. Oh yeah.. I went home to get ready and fell a sleep so i missed the bon fire. But Michael teacher came and got me for the house party... I picked up a liter bottle of cola and one bottle of soju.. cost $2 bucks.. i'm in trouble ya'll!!!

Party is only a couple of blocks away. The house belongs to 4 esl hagwon folks. The apartment on the 9th floor of a 15 story building with shisty elevator and busted floors. The arpartment had been made over. Simple and chic.. running lights and along balcony outside with a dj table !. ABout 20 peopl showed up and drank and danced the night away. Such aplethoraof nationalites. korean, african, maudi, swedish, european, canadian, phillipinas, 1/2 mexican. oh it was beautiful.. we all drink together and feel allright..

and i found RAY RAY the only other spot of chocolate in Yeongju. a pimp soul extrodinaire at heart! He was so fun and sweet and my dance partner until his back went too? T

Jervonie is a hilarious guy from englad that went to jeju ove island and told me all about it in such detail that we got alotta looks.. 69.. anal.. oh diggystyle.. he even had supporting pix on him camera phone. woooow..

Ben- a quiet mousy guy with strong lines and facal features.. he looks cool to the touch and reminds me of chris. You can feel his eyes on you but you cannot tell what he's thinking.

aussie guy- sweat profusely but is hella funny and appreciates, bootys, greens, hot sauce, grits, back roads of EUFAULA and everything. The Attn HO in mebows to his Attn Ho.

Canadian chickie- was dressed as a korean they have a differnet the us 80's style is just getting hot here! SHE taught me how to make a real soju drink and for that i'll ever be greatful

xx/xy- No one was sure b/c of short hair wether she was male o female.She's actually a cool chick. She recently cut her hair- claiming is was b/c it was hot and she works and lives he life out doors camping and creating field guides with a wild life conservation team. See Wow Cool chickie. She confided in me that she doesn't drink and that her cup is secretly and continually filled with.. grape juice or apple juice.. so no one make s a fuss or tryies to gether to drink. she's 24 and been in yeongju 1 day less than me..but alrady she found the riverand beach.. YES Yeongju has both but damn if i know where! I'll askher to show me one day..soon

There are 4 bedrooms one bathroom an open kitchen.. a med living room and balcony.. all funrnished with things people throw away.. I mean nice things.. matching chairs and tables.. clean rugs. curtains.. framed pictures. wow. Korea is a pack rats haven!!!
I enjoyed my self. Next thing you know it's 1am and it's time for a quick change and to hop a taxi to Yeongju club!!!!!

It took 4 taxis flags down at the same time.. OH SWEET PATRONUS HOW I LOVE TRAVELING WITH A ENTOURAGE..INSERT FOAM HERE BABY! We got out at a sweet looking spot and got immediately ushered inside like VIP..or VIW..very important waygooks.

You pay about 10 bucks per perdon for one beer and a plate of snax and entry.. .. so they pimped 200 bucks off our group from the jump. Not bad considering.. but we are all used to everything being 2 bucks in korea. We drank and ate and then hit thedance floor. Te club itself is like a big nice restaurant..with a dancefloor at the front in front of the stage. A hip hop korean dj's all night.. and talks through the songs.. sometimes singing hos fav parts... at leats they played some american booty music.. but they played the same son over and over.. and he spoke through it in korean like:

she had them apple bottom jeans " yeah yall ready to party?" boots with the " oh yeah we gonna do it good for ya" Fur... had the whole " Club" looking at " yeah" her... She hit the " you like that shyt don't cha Bytch!" floor act like you know" Ah yeah" shorty got_- switch songs aburptly...

Crazy.. but the club was clean well a/conditioned. It had expensive little light shows that are builtinto the ceiling.. you had to order your drink at the not rushed the bartender ..Oy yeah.. either u sit down or you dance.. no other options.. I choose to dance

All the Koreans have half assed memorized the dances to the songs. Or made some up.. they are the equivolent to a watereed doen party hope with fancy foot switching. You can see the intensity on the faces of the people who are struggling not to mess up a dance step! I knew a few.. sumperman, cha cha slide, cupid shiuffle, ,..but i love to dance freestyle.. and as soon as they played my song. i was ff in my own world by the stage shaking was vela broke me off with when I am attacked by several Korean girls and guys trying to get on it.. show dance...what? not no show.. you just make it up see.. freestyle .. the gyrls mimick well and the guys go crazy.. Wow.. am i the first perosn to ever booty dance in the club. They played some house music so i went back to my seat to drink and converse... everyone was so toasted. I watched the cnadians and american guys try to hook up with some korean girls. SO funny..not lame just interesting to watch becasue it was working. My Flame powers are of no use here.. i sigh and decide it's ime to go home. NOPE at that moment the korean dude found me and wrenche dmy from my seat.. oh you gon' dance ho.. you gon' dance.. He wanted to show his friends.. I'm like okay. I followed him to the dance floor and proceeded to get workout out!.. I could nmot catch a break which makes me think hmmm but nahhhhh... LOL I crawl away from the floor......3 minutes later--- i'm found out " You DANCE GOOD- (thumbs up)... and i did.. i really did..

Back again to my table a new korean guy.. perhaps a bit older strikes up a drunk convo with me in Korean.. I'm like what.. he talks more enthusiatically.. holds my hand touches my face.. Huh? My friend hat understand korean abit says he's hitting me. I got that part but what did he say..I'm an attention whore I gotta knwo these things. He like your curviture...WTF? Oh the bobs huh? Yeah. Cool.. Tell him not to taouch me though that's wierd. They tell him but he does not stop. Then a native guys explains to me that for a korean guy to hit on an all too terrorfying black woman takes some balls.. b/c A. no way in hell he could please you- thus invoke your wrath (i laugh- and agree) B. he can't speak ur language- amen and C. Other koreans look down on that so he' really taking a chance.. oh? YES! Are you shooting down this brave Korean ma n Andrea Teacher? He at least deserves a ribbon for participation. RAY RAY comes to my rescue. And it's time to go! I catch a cab and even though i'm drunk i run into my apt quietly and lock up incase brandon is lurking... i settle into bed and start to fall asleep...and then BUMP! *&^*%(%_%$$%*&^^%#%$@* Good Nite!


Brandon said...

Sounds like so much fun!! Can't wait till I get over there :)



Intelligent design

The Korean government are forward thinkers. Some bright spark at the internal affairs office realised that instead of buying costly street sweepers they could just use bored middle aged women. Thusly every Korean mother or aunt is bowlegged, shaped like a question mark and smells of bins. But those street corners, wow.