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I bet you think this BLOG is about you!, Alabama, United States
I'm an extroverted flame dame with a shiny nice girl exterior. Commonly Refered to as the resident Attention Whore. My main goal in life is to become famous and I'd appreciate it if you'd watch me do me....

Friday, September 5, 2008

American Boys

Gotta Love Them........
because I'm really starting to dislike the Korean ones.
If you are a plus sized beauty then this post might be helpful to you. I know as a big girl in the state thinking of embarking my ass in to tiny women Korean Land .. I was hella worried about what the reactions to me would be like. No one had ever bothered to say.. I couldn't pschye myself out enough to believe that there are no fat korean ( b/c sumo wrestlers right?) or that there aren't any overweight people in the small and rural town I was coming too .. they've got TV right?

None the less upon arriving I was swamped with dirty stares, pointing fingers, crying babies, people asking for autographs, asking for sexual favors, and giving me 2 dollar discounts everywhere I went.... I stopped traffic.. so attention whore like me are used to it right...??? WRONG! There's no getting used to not knowing wether the person smiling at you wants to "Love You" or to cut your ass up with some chop sticks!!!

Obviously TV has not prepared them for my big black coming on to their smaill asian streets!!

This leads me bac to my tirade about.. you guessed it.. dudes.. They love me.. hands down ..
some of them might actually be able to "love me long time'.. But that doens't matter folks.. because I'll never get the chance to find out.. currently they are all running scared for their lives! Afraid i'll turn them black, or worse into a real man! Maybe mind blowing nookie is the stuffs crack is made of ..

Honestly I've always been the type of girl who appreciates a slightly effeminate guy. So korean men with their girlish charms, man- purses, eye make-up, and macho attitudes are the perfect mix for me. Even though Add that to the fact that there are millions of them who are single because their culture prefers boys ( inorder to carry on the family name) and have put themselves in a woman shortage. Again I feel like I'm getting punk'd!!!

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